Farewell Comrades – 1 More Comrade has fallen
Comrades… I am saddened to have to be the bearer of bad news, but the site rebranding has been cancelled. While all three of us agreed on most of the directions the new website would take, we just couldn’t come to a consensus on the scent of the hand soap in the headquarters’ restrooms… (who wants their hands to smell like vanilla all day anyway?)
We had such good projects in the works too! GMZ was going to open some new divisions in Russia, China and Cuba… We had Ushankas prepared to go on the store… We had a space program planned… The bouncy castle had already been ordered… And we were THIS close to convincing Andrew to quit his day job.
In any case, we want to thank you all for your continued support throughout this project. We also want to let you know that we will stay dedicated to the existing site and its rightful founders. In an effort to show our good faith, not only will we continue contributing, but we will even release the previous editor-in-chief as soon as we remember where we hid the key.
In the meantime, continue sharing, continue being the great community that you are. In our eyes, you will always be true Comrades, true commies. Please, continue to fight for what is right.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
And if one of you is looking for a Castle… Aren’t you the lucky one? We’ve got one for sale! We’ll make you a good price. It even comes with its own Editor-In-Chief! Amazing!