Hello everyone and welcome to “Storming the Castle,” a new collaboration between three similar, but also very distinct minds. Allow us to introduce ourselves:
Johnny De Alba: “Retro Gaming Corner” columnist and viral article creator extraordinaire! Johnny manages to find topics so obscure and inconceivable, you can’t help but gawk in sheer amazement. How does he find this stuff?
Zack Smith: Scribe of “The Completist” column. Zack manages to write articles that are so long, even people who read Robert Jordan novels can’t get through them without a dictionary and a bowl of popcorn.
Paul Potvin: Author of the insanely prolific “The Fair Shake” and “What The EFF is on this Disk?!” columns. Paul posts his articles with the punctuality of a German train. It is rumored that if he ever missed more than two weeks 1 More Castle would spontaneously implode due to lack of content.
Now that we have introduced ourselves let me briefly explain our mission: we want to do something a little different, at least by 1 More Castle standards. Thus the name “Storming the Castle.” Sure, you’ll see plenty of retro games and retro inspired items, but that’s the tip of the iceberg. So without further intro bloat let’s start by shaking things up a bit with something 1 More Castle has only occasionally touched on before: some NEWer retro games!